Har Har Gange Lyrics Bhoothnath Returns
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x4)
Ha.. ha.. Jhooth bolti to keh deti “kholo iski pol”
Chaaron taraf yehi chalta hai saari duniya gol
Apna raag hai, apni dafli, sabke apne dhol
Arey jisko dekho uske dil mein hai matlab ka hole
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)
Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
Bada tedha zamaana hai
Nai sunnda nai mannda
Jisey jo theek lagda hai
Wo manmauji wahi karda
Arey paise ke pahiye pe
Chalti saari rishtedaari
Oho paani mein petrol milake
Chalti hai ye gaadi
Tan ujle mann kaale inke
Sapne hain atrange
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)
Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
Karein baatein karodon ki
Nahin yeh fake lagde hain
Hai sab kuch loan pe phir bhi
Yeh up-to-date lagde hain
Arey khao piyo aish karo
Kaisi generation aayi
Arey upar ke paison pe sabki
Nazar yahaan hai bhai
Honesty ka path padhaaye
Luchche aur lafange
(Jis vyakti se aap sampark karna chaahte hain wo filhal uplabdh nahi hai)
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)
Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
Gange…
Lyrics for Promo Version with dialogues
Dialogue
Bhoothnath:- Iss desh ki population ke mann ke andar sirf frustration hain
System ke constipation ke bahar
ye situation hai ki har jagah saturation hai
Right to information hai
Lekin us par objection hai
Police ke paas power hai
Lekin uska limitation hai
Jiske paas designation hai
Uske paas intention nahi
Aur jiske paas suggestion hai
Uske paas position nahi
Aise mein janta kya karegi
Ye mera question hai
Cop:- Karta hoon bhoot bhai, karta hoon
(Cop 1: Ye andar aate huve tere ko dikha nahi kya
Cop 2: Kaise dikhega, or hum to kanoon, kanoon to andha… hmm)
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x4)
Ha.. ha.. Jhooth bolti to keh deti “kholo iski pol”
Chaaron taraf yehi chalta hai saari duniya gol
Apna raag hai, apni dafli, sabke apne dhol
Arey jisko dekho uske dil mein hai matlab ka hole
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)
Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
(Thoda over acting kiya tu. Par kya hai na India mein over acting hi chalta hai)
Karein baatein karodon ki
Nahin yeh fake lagde
Hai sab kuch loan pe phir bhi
Yeh up-to-date lagde
Arey khao piyo aish karo
Kaisi generation aayi
Arey upar ke paiso pe sabki
Nazar yahaan hai bhai
Honesty ka path padhaaye
Luchche aur lafange
(Kitna wait karna hoga?
Jis vyakti se aap sampark karna chaahte hain wo filhal uplabdh nahi hai)
Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)
Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
Gange…
(Ha ha ha 😀
Kyun aaya na maza…)